Does your OTP ever have that one moment where you’re sort of like “and this is when I sold my soul.”
Maybe, I’ve changed too. Here, I’m playing Dr. Phill to the king of Hell. Never saw that coming.
on my grave, it will read “regretting all the ships that never sailed” and some people will think it’s poetic, but others will know
beING SUPER SUPER IN LOVE WITH YOUR FRIENDS BUT IN A FRIEND WAY but also a little bit in a gay way but also in a frIEND WAY
Chris Pratt - “When I saw him, he literally ran across the room, gave me a huge bear hug, lifted me up, and was like, “Dude, you are going to love this!” It was like my brother congratulating me for like making the team. It was pretty cool. We bro’d out. It was a lot of love there… He’s a great guy.”
Honestly, the Android vs. iPhone debate is so stupid like so what, let people have their phones. It’s so pointless and dumb like yeah one has emojis and one looks like a Fisher Price My First Smartphone for Kids but like, can’t we all just get along and take a selfie together with the iPhone’s superior camera?
yesterday in english, my teacher took off her costume wig and went “I’m too hot” and the entire class responded with “hot damn”